It’s so idiotic when [women] risk their lives to have surgery. Every time you have anaesthesia you’re killing a lot of brain cells – why would you do that? You could get infections, you could die. Why make yourself look a grotesque caricature of yourself? They don’t fool anyone. They look like pathetic, insecure creatures. I loathe the whole thing. . . . If men want to leave their wife for a 19-year-old, they’re gonna do it anyway. All the facelifts and botex in the world isn’t going to change that guy, you know?